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so...before i leave this blessed warm and cozy lil loft apartment i share with my beautiful partner and two wonderful other pussy....cats. i thought i would take a moment to reflect on my life as it is now.
thank you couch for holding me so snuggly and warmly in your soft cushy cushions, that fold up chair will not be able to compare.
thank you boiler in the basement, you chug away so quietly filling my baseboard heat with wonderful boiling goo that keeps my lil loft apartment so cozy.
thank you kitchen for your immediacy, for you sink and your refrigerator that stays cold without the need for constant ice.
thank you bed, so soft and sweet, that air-mattress (f-ing bitch) is a cheap whore and poor substitute for you.
thank you closet that houses all my clothes so neatly....umm, ok so house them nicely, it so great to be able to not have to live out a of dufflebag.
thank you roof and thank you walls, for working so tirelessly and almost effortlessly to keep out wind and rain and cold...and squirrels, and raccoons, and coyotes, and bears.
and lastly and most importantly...THANK YOU BATHROOM...omg...thank you, i bow down before the porcelin god willingly this time. ( i will not poo in a hole in the ground, i will not do it sam i am, i will not do no matter how full of shit i am. ) and shower with your pressure and your hotness, how you make me...oh so....wet...and clean.
thank you humanity for these comfort i have grown to NEED.

1 comments:

Angela Isola Maria said...

HAHAHAHA. mags, you are truly a talented writer. i too appreciate the porcelain god (when warranted).